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Post by Airlia on Apr 14, 2013 13:43:09 GMT -5
"WHAT!!" Airlia gritted her teeth, but suddenly came up with an idea."You know, when I look at you closely, you are a dashingly handsome man." She said seductively with alluring eyes. "I can see your a man with needs and I would be happy enough to fulfill those needs. If only..." Airlia purred with a inviting smile. "But if you want to know how I plead, I plead not guilty, your honor." She said adding more seductiveness at the end.
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Post by Dungeon Master on Apr 14, 2013 15:49:39 GMT -5
"Very well. Next on the docket is... Katie... No last name listed... Anyway... You are charged with Heresy and Blasphemy. How do you plead?"
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Post by Katie on Apr 14, 2013 17:10:35 GMT -5
Katie stands. "Frankly, I 'll be honest. I do worship a different god than you guys do, but I think it's bullshit that that's a crime. Therefore, I plead not guilty, due to your legal system being fucked up."
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Post by Dungeon Master on Apr 14, 2013 17:34:56 GMT -5
"Alright, we are also adding swearing in a courtroom to your charges. Next on the docket is... Livina Shadowshot. You are charged with suspicion of theft, possession of forbidden objects and being a drow within city limits. How do you plead?"
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Post by Livina on Apr 14, 2013 17:41:20 GMT -5
Livina stands and calmly says. "... I plead guilty to everything except the suspicion of theft. I am a drow, though it is absolutely ridiculous that that is illegal, and I have no idea what the forbidden objects are, but I probably had them, but I was not planning to rob anywhere."
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Post by Dungeon Master on Apr 14, 2013 17:45:32 GMT -5
"Very well. Next is... Mondlicht... No last name listed... Anyway... You are charged with forbidden magic and with possessing regulated items without a license. How do you plead?"
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Post by Mondlicht on Apr 15, 2013 6:06:04 GMT -5
Not wanting to cause too much trouble, Mondlicht nods. "I plead guilty, but I had just moved here; I had absolutely no idea and I apologize," she gives a good-hearted look at the judge as she continues, "and. might I add," she said this with an annoyed side glance to the others, "I am not evil. I am true neutral." She then nods again to indicat being done talking.
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Post by Dungeon Master on Apr 15, 2013 8:34:40 GMT -5
"Ignorance of the law is no excuse, nor was your alignment a topic of discussion. Next up we have Thoren... why does no-one have a last name these days... Anyway, you are charged with owning a horse without a license and wearing heavy armor without a permit. How do you plead?"
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Post by Thoren on Apr 15, 2013 20:56:30 GMT -5
"I plead that you are full of horse shit! I've had that horse for years, and I was never asked for a permit. And my armor was provided by the legion! I dont need your sodding permit!"
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Post by Dungeon Master on Apr 15, 2013 21:10:25 GMT -5
"Maybe in your homeland you didn't need paperwork, but here you do. And now you are charged with owning a horse without a license, wearing heavy armor without a permit and swearing in a courtroom. How do you plead?"
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Post by Thoren on Apr 17, 2013 16:21:29 GMT -5
"Sodding guilty! You idiot!"
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Post by Dungeon Master on Apr 17, 2013 16:40:31 GMT -5
Alright then sir. Last on the docket is... OH, COME ON! We couldn't even get a first name for this guy?" The judge turns to the guy at the end of the row. "Anyway, you are charged with..." The judge takes a deep breath. "Hearsy, forbidden magics, possession of forbidden objects, possessing regulated items without a license, theft exceeding 1000 gold pieces, 2 break-out attempts, and walking the wrong way down a one-way street. How do you plead?"
The man says "Well, seeing as I did all of that, guilty."
EDIT:
"Alright, now it is time for your trial. You have all been judged guilty on all charges. All charges denied result in Perjury charges.
First, Darksong:
Yelling in a courtroom: 100 gold fine. Forbidden magics: 2 years jail, followed by exile. Being a fiend: Death. Perjury: 3 years in jail. Total sentence: 100 gold fine, 5 years in jail followed by death. (Exile communted due to death.)
Next, Katie:
Swearing in a courtroom: 200 gold fine. Heresy: Death, followed by forced conversion. Blasphemy: Death. Perjury: 3 years in jail. Total sentence: 200 gold fine, 3 years in jail followed by 2 deaths (with forced raises after each) followed by forced conversion to Odin.
Now, Shadowshot:
Suspicion of theft: 50 gold fine. Possession of forbidden objects: 1 year in jail. Being a drow within city limits: 1000 gold fine and exile. Total sentence: 1050 gold fine, 1 year in jail followed by exile.
Then, Mondlicht:
Forbidden magics: 2 years jail, followed by exile. Possessing regulated items without a license: 100 gold fine. Total sentence: 100 gold fine, 2 years in jail followed by exile.
Next, Thoren:
Owning a horse without a license: 1 week in jail, 200 gold fine. Wearing heavy armor without a permit: 1 week in jail, 200 gold fine. Swearing in a courtroom: 200 gold fine. Total sentence: 600 gold fine, 2 weeks in jail.
Finally... whatever your name is:
Heresy: Death, followed by forced conversion. Forbidden magics: 2 years jail, followed by exile. Possession of forbidden objects: 1 year in jail. Possessing regulated items without a license: 100 gold fine. Theft exceeding 1000 gold pieces: 2000 gold fine. 2 break-out attempts: Death, followed by death. Walking the wrong way down a one-way street: 1 gold fine. Total sentence: 2101 gold fine, 4 years in jail followed by 3 deaths (with forced raises after each) followed by forced conversion to Odin followed by exile.
Any questions?" He doesn't wait for answers before... "Good, back to your cells to start your sentences." You are all taken back to your cell. Mondlicht's rat returns with Livina's theives tools (it couldn't find the keys).
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Post by Mondlicht on Apr 18, 2013 7:49:31 GMT -5
Mondlicht huffs, spots her rat with the items, and quickly picks them and the rat up. Stroking down the length of the rat, she called to Livina in a whisper, "Hey, your stuff is here!"
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Post by Livina on Apr 18, 2013 9:16:50 GMT -5
Livina dashes over. "Yes! ThankyouThankyouThankyou!" She moves to start picking the lock. It clicks open after a few minutes and she smirks. "Yes!" She whispers to herself.
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Post by Mondlicht on Apr 19, 2013 7:47:28 GMT -5
Mondlicht smirks, slightly trying to hide the glee she felt, cooing praises to the rat and about Livina.
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